Watchdog

As the oldest blogger in America, I reserve the right to bore young readers by referencing the simpler, saner land of my youth.

For example: My post insisting traditional, indoor volleyball is a better spectator sport than this newfangled beach volleyball you crazy kids are into. (Not counting the unis, obviously.)

On the other hand, readers reserve the right to call me on being a cranky old cuss, and I appreciate it when they do. Thus, behold this week's contest winner, The Mask, in response to the aforementioned volleyball rant:

"hey Neil,

It's time for you to yell at the kids on your lawn again!"