If LaDainian Tomlinson's better smells like french toast, mine smells like...Newark in August.
But I'm not here to write about LT. I'm writing about Nike.
They've unveiled a new line of shirts: Click here to see them.
They're awesome. If I was a SoCal alum, I'd buy 30 and take the sleeves off 15 of them.
But I'm not a USC alum.
And let me say that I'm bothered that there's a Purdue shirt.
Who's better is Purdue's better better than?
Northwestern?
Alright, I'm not going to hate on Purdue. But where's the justice? Ohio State? Michigan? Florida State?
Can I get a witness?