Guess where Pacman Jones was today ...
... when he found out he had been fully reinstated to the NFL by commissioner Roger Goodell?
He was at a local Hooters in Dallas eating a chicken sandwich.
Insert appropriate one-liners in comments section. Perhaps you will earn a citation for the "comment contest winners."
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Quote from Pacman as he left Hooters...
"Chicken sandwich? It sure tasted like tuna after I got the message".
That Hooters has some fine breasts!!!
As Pacman scurried from from the restaraunt, an orange clad, shackled Michael Vick took his seat and finished the sandwich, accompanied by 2 Federal Marshalls.
The Marshalls had takeout from Winchell's.
The only things more inflated than the football Pacman was holding were the breasts on the Hooters girls that were serving him.
The only things more inflated than the football Pacman was holding were the breasts on the Hooters girls that were serving him
"The Marshalls had takeout from Winchell's."
Continuing...
...And Pacman was kind enough to leave a small plastic ziplog bag of what appeared to be confectioner's sugar on the table for the Marshalls to dunk their Winchells in.
Within 45 minutes, Vick escaped from Marshall's Holman and Fields as they were taking turns riding the zipline across the ceiling of Hooters, while trying to knock over salt shakers on tables underneath .
An area wide manhunt was launched as Vick was last seen hitchhiking east on I-20 towards Atlanta.
Local authorities were called in but refused to allow their search dogs to be used out of fear for their safety.
NFL Commissioner Goodell had no comment.
It says "one-liners" 505 not life stories
"It says "one-liners" 505 not life stories"
Sandy....whaddya think was in Pacman's ziploc bag?
Pacman's life story has been a collection of "one-liners".
How could you write anything that even comes close to the irony of that article?
HBO's Hard Knock(ers) crew was heading to Hootes film the whole thing?
That Pacman cited his DAUGHTER as his motivation to straighten his act out (When he's sitting in a Hooters and most of his problems have occurred in STRIP CLUBS?)
And he talks about his "Second" chance... try maybe 8th or 9th.
Let's start a pool and guess when Adam will get in trouble again.
I'll take September 21st.
Hey Hey Hey.
Lets not start badmouthing the hard working ladies at Hooters.
I'll take Sunday night.
I'll take Sunday night.
9/11 has a ring to it.
HAVING FUN WITH PACMAN? WELL YOUR BOY VERNON GHOLSTON DIDN'T HAVE 1 SACK THIS PRESEASON! THATS HILARIOUS! HAHAHAHAHAHA! HELL GUYS WHO WEREN'T EVEN DRAFTED DID BETTER! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THE JETS AREN'T GOING ANYWHERE ETS' FANS! THANKS FOR THE LAUGHS ETS FANS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Gholston had 2 tackles vs. non starters Thursday night. By the way I am a fan of AMERICAS' TEAM The plight of a ETS' fan is hilarious guys! The Jets are a disaster waiting to happen. Dallas has a LB. who walked into camp & had 2 sacks last night. Your 1st round pick is a bust already! He is lost like all ETS' fans. The Dallas Cowboys are gonna win their NFL RECORD 6th Super Bowl title & your team will wallow in last place at 3-13. You will lose the opener because Pennington will haunt the Jets. He is already 2-0 vs. Favre in his career! HAVE A LOUSY DAY ETS FANS! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Here's the best thing about Cowboy fans: They make Jets fans look like geniuses.
Not only that Sandy, but when you watch games in a tavern in 505, they make all the cute girls wanna come talk to you.
Sandy, I505:
Well said.