I will walk across the Brooklyn Bridge in a speedo
You think I'm kidding?
I vowed in a previous blog post that I would walk across the Brooklyn Bridge in a speedo alongside WFAN morning talk show host Craig Carton if I beat Neil Best in this month's page views. 
Best threw down the gauntlet after we relayed a look-a-like of him and Uncle Leo of Seinfeld fame, saying that the gloves are off and he's looking to crush me like a bug in the January page views.
Well, Best, my gloves are off, too, and I will do everything in my power to kick your ever-loving tush. Again, the world is your oyster when it comes to blog post material, so I cannot weigh in on such controversies as Imus or Roger Clemens or whatever the hot news of the day is.
I have football, and I dabble in look-a-likes, and that's about it. You want to gloat over beating an NFL guy in page views when you've got TV producers falling all over themselves to get you to write their tidbits in your blog? Fine. Go right ahead.
You may beat me in January yet again, Best, and if you do, I'm sure you'll try and humiliate me with some more blog smack talk.
But if I do somehow pull this off, Newsday will enjoy the greatest public relations stunt in the paper's glorious history, and you will be left to wallow in your own misery in the basement.
Bring it on.
NKR, BBiB! you are my official co-campaign managers. I will hold you personally responsible for making this thing work.
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Comments (4)
Is football season almost over so I can lose this guy for a few months?
Neil, are you having dreams about Glauber again? All of his talk about wet balls, frozen balls and licking fingers can really be, well, er... Anyway, I doubt he'll run out of material even after the Patriots win the Super Bowl.
Bob...you DO know that a "speedo" refers to a really, really tiny bathing suit...like the ones that Canadian guys wear while on vacation in Florida....nothing more attractive than a doughy, pasty middle-aged guy from Quebec showing off those flabby, sun-burnt, pork-chop thighs...
I hope you aren't thinking of walking across the bridge in a "speedo brand" suit like in your picture above.
Hook:
Yes, I know what a true Speedo looks like. I was attempting to spare the readers any unfortunate images like the one Best used to describe Craig Carton's stroll across the Brooklyn Bridge. It was quite disturbing ... not that there's anything wrong with that.