Hooray for Beantown. They avoided the sweep by those scrappy Yankees. And they did it by beating up Sidney Ponson. Congratulations.
At last check, Ponson went in the 18th round of the Newsday softball draft, in between last Sunday's travel section and Saturday's leftover bagel spreads.
But, you know, hey, that's cool. At least you didn't get swept, right? Tuesday will be joyous as Beans Dennehy and Whittle strut around the office in Yankees jerseys.