Another 'C.C." for the Yanks?
By Pete Catapano
The Yankees are throwing a ton of money at CC Sabathia to be the next ace of their rotation. It's still too early to tell if he'll accept the offer.
However, if the Yanks are really dying to have someone with the name "CC" on the team, here's another, not so viable, option:
C.C. Deville, guitarist from hair band Poison.
So, yeah he was in a cheesy 80s band, and played out-of-tune crazy guitar solos that didn't fit the song - he'll fit the team just fine. Also. he's a local boy from Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. (Yeah, surprised us too)
Here's some stats:
First band was called Lace
First guitar cost him $27
Hair stands about 10 inches high, requiring a can of aqua-net per day
Possible position on Yankees: First base. (he's 46 and not very mobile)
