So now Isiah is starting with the fans...
It can't be long now.
Seriously. Like honest to God.
We all know what a unique brand of psycho ex-girlfriend nuts Isiah Thomas is. However, in recent days he's taken to a whole new level of Norman Bates crazy. First, when Madision Square Garden decides to walk away from the Anuscha Brown Sanders case and pay up (which they should), Crazy Isiah comes out and declares his innocence, despite what the organization decided. Then, last night, during the nightly bout of "Fire Isiah" chants at another pitiful Knicks performance, he decided to get into it with the fans.
Come on, James Dolan. It's time to put Isiah to pasture. Since losing your job is a wicked downer, no matter who you are, I've decided to enlist a few friends, and figure out some things Isiah could do with his time once his days ruining the Knicks are over.
-Finagle a way to become head coach in Cleveland. Kill LeBron James' talent development.
-Write book entitled "If I Sexually Harassed Anuscha Brown Sanders, Here's how I'd do it." Enlist OJ, and make it lifes work to find "real MSG sexual harassers."
-Become Knicks season ticket holder. Begin head of "Fire _______ " for whomever replaces him.
-Become manager to Britney Spears/Amy Winehouse/Foxxy Brown
-Become Rudy Guiliani's running mate for president.
-Team up with Omar Minaya and offer a class on how to effectively build a sports franchise.
Got any more ideas? Leave us one in the comments.
Adam Abramson of Newsday was a major contributor to the funny in this entry.
-Lizzy
Photo courtesy Newsday
Comments (3)
As a lifelong Knick hater, I support Isiah 100%. In fact, here's hoping Dolan gives him a contract extension. I enjoy watching NY teams suck.
Head BCS and immediately install playoff system.
Oh, I guess I missed the point.
Even if he gets fired he could always just fall back on his popcorn business...and isn't that really just a definition of Isiah's tenure with the knicks...ultimately he should probably just stick to being the guy who hocks popcorn.