I'll be away all week so here's your chance to fill in for me. Write a short punchline for this cartoon and post it in the comments section. When I return we'll review the entries and pick the top 3. The winner will get a signed color print of this toon with their punchline. The winning toon will also run in Newsday along with the finalists' names and I'll post it all here as well.
Keep it clean and have fun!!!
---Walt
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Dick, do you really think we can win the war in the next 120 days???!!
Now that you own part of Iraq's oil production, made billions more over the war, as well as helping your friends with the bailout, and those poor people, they don't know their homes are still going to be foreclosed. You remind me of Machiavelli.
What additional do you want to do over the next 120 days to benefit over the broken economy?
Awwh Dick.. we haven't had an agenda before but if y'all insist lets do somethink "Presidential", that will get world attention! and and make history!!!...ahh...#1......hmmmm! err 1...um...hmmmm! dang,120 you said?
Let them eat cake!!!!
They write that everything is perfect, Dick. People love us....
"I say we don't we don't do a God-derned thing. Leave while you're riding high in the saddle."
Dickey, 'member what you told me about vaudeville: "Leave 'em wanting more"? How 'bout that fer an agenda?
Dick, I think first we need to see how the post-season play goes. After all, the outcome of the series could have a profound ramification on all of these other issues.
1. Give my condolenses to the poor sap who's taking my place
2. Give stimulus checks to every banker...
3. Pull out and dust off "Mission Accomplished" banner.
4. Put Mission Accomplished banner over "Best President Ever" banner.
5....
Ive already got oil, an auto bailout equals cadilacs for life!