Spin Cycle

HELLO MY FELLOW AMERICANS
As you all know I was a P.O.W. and I would rather lose this presidential race then see America lose another war,so therefore I propose to all Americans to come together and fight for democracy.They say im somewhat erratic & hotheaded ,but when it comes time to push those nuke buttons IM YOUR MAN ~!Now I understand that most of you bleeding heart panzy Pu$$Y liberals wont agree,but that hotheadedness will come in handy.We must send the message out that America is the greatest and most powerful country in the world and with me as commander in chief ,I will promise to all god fearing Americans that if and when needed I will REMOVE NORTH KOREA,IRAN,RUSSIA AND THOSE SLANT EYED CHINA CHIMKS FROM THE FACE OF THIS EARTH ! ! ! ! I mean it dam it.Im not playing around and if you make me president ill prove it.Now about the economy.I dont see any problem with it.IM RICH A MAN AND HAVE NO IDEA HOW MANY HOMES I OWN DAM -IT AND ITS NONE OF ANYONES GOD DAM BUSINESS !! just because your all too stupid to find a hot rich broad with a huge inheritance isnt my problem.Now about abortions ? I certainly am pro-life and my V.P. who I intend to personally train like the lipstick wearing obedient pitbull she is will take care of those issues ,but I promise you this the American people will never witness another abortion again if im president except of course the massive abortion my administation will cause while im running things in the white house.OK enough said vote for me and my cocky wacky gal pal. Nominate McCain & Sara the butchers of politics to run America and make it a stronger place to live POWER, POWER, POWER ! We will get the message out. F with America while on my shift ,prepare to pay the ultimate price.Thank you

GOD BLESS AMERICA

John Insane McCain