Seth Green and the La Monica Fair Trade Act
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I hate Seth Green on "Entourage," which is what we're supposed to do.
But when he's on the show, it usually means a gratuitous scene with Emmanuelle Chriqui, our all-time favorite gal.
So if we need to see Seth Green every week in order to see Emmanuelle Chriqui every week, then under the La Monica Fair Trade Act, so be it!
For the record, the La Monica Fair Trade Act (LFTA) states that if you must endure something you don't want to see in order to see something you want to see, then man up and deal with the bad until the good arrives.
The LFTA has its roots in "The Thomas Crown Affair." In order to see smokin' hot Rene Russo not wearing any clothing, we had to accept the shots of Pierce Brosnan's unclothed backside. Under LFTA guidelines, that's worth it.
And so it goes here with that jerk Seth Green on "Entourage." To be clear, we have no issues with Seth Green in real life. But we cheered when Bow Wow cold-clocked him. And we cheered when Sloan entered our television screen from the right side with a deep-plunging, open-back dress.
Seriously, she's so unfair to men. She's what we call a Night Ruiner.
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After watching tonight's Entourage, I felt blue. All of our main characters : Vince (Adrian Grenier), Eric Murphy (Kevin Connolly) and Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) are at crossroads in their career. Said crossroads represent more than just a paycheck however.
Vincent is finding out that he may not be the actor he thought he was in prior seasons. Now that he is in a serious movie, he finds that his screens and lines are being taken away bit by bit by a director who is looking to make a great film. In the last episode, we thought he was crazy. Now we are finding out that that is just not the case. So, Vince continues the trend that has taken him through this season- one of self-doubt and, ultimately, growth. Will this be a really tough road for him? Absolutely. But, in the end, he should end up a much more talented actor and a better man.
Ari Gold is fighting for a friend and for his place in the world. Funny that I wrote a piece last week about how the women of Entourage are truly in charge. Ari himself said this more than once on the show tonight. Did he try and take back some of this power from Barbara (in a scene that I know the college boys will find funny, but did not hold the same punch for me as the same bit Ari pulled on Josh Weinstein a few weeks ago)? Yes. But, Barbara still had to agree to let Andrew Klein in, even if it was at Ari's risk.
What of Eric Murphy? Tonight found him chasing Seth Green around in what turned out to be a fool's game. Seth never intended to be in Charlie's (Bow Wow) pilot. Truly, it seemed the only thing Seth wanted was another shot at Sloan (Emmanuelle Chriqui). Interestingly, it looks like he might have miscalculated, because, by playing his game, he may have brought Eric and Sloan one step closer to getting back together.
In regards to Eric and Sloan : it always bothered me that Sloan was so bothered by how Eric was always running off to do something for Vince. After all, Vince is his job. Tonight, she made two jabs that lead me to believe that her character is not able to take Eric's job seriously. The first was when she said that her boyfriend worked. As if to say Eric did not work. The other was when Eric was leaving and mentioned that he was up at Big Bear where Vince was filming a movie. Sloan made a comment like "of course", as if to say that "of course" Eric would be with Vince. Well, he is his personal manager ,isn't he? Where else would he be? During there relationship, Eric never ran off for a night out on the town with the guys or to hang at the pool. There was always business that took him away. Although there seemed to be potential for Eric and Sloan to get back together tonight, it also seemed that she still doesn't get his job. And, if she truly loved him, why would a 9 month absence (6 months in Columbia and 3 in Italy) make a difference? Men and Women are going overseas to Iraq and the Middle East and their loved ones wait a lot longer than that, don't they?
So, I know I digress away from the 27 minute show tonight, but these are things that have been out there for a while, and seeing Sloan and Eric together tonight brought it to the surface. These two will never move forward until she takes his job seriously and he gets over his jealousy of Seth Green. And, that makes me kind of blue.
Everyone should check out the glimpse of actor Bow Wow's ball sack very early on in the episode during the sex scene. This is absolutely no joke, go back and watch the episode and look closely. You will notice around 1 minutes into the show (during the sex scene), actor Bow Wow's testicles are shown for a split second. No one i was watching with noticed and when i pointed it out we had to rewind over 10 times for everyone to finally notice and believe me.
wow....not sure what the above comment has to do with seth green and sloan. but, I think there is still more history there than she will admit...but, it was sad that e still doesn't believe her either way and that she is still throwing work at him.... did anyone else feel like the scene between kevin and emmanuelle was a bit wooden and uncomfortable? rather than awwww, I felt egh. oh, and I love Pierce Brosnan. he's one of my original favorite Irishmen. Kevin Connolly was a later addition. :D
I never liked Seth Green in anything he plays himself and annoying no talent bore and I really hope this was his last appearance on Entourage or atleast let E kick his azz! Kevin Connoly looked really good in last nights show.
Good show I think all the boys are going through alot and being tested in many different ways. I see Jamie Lynn Sigler will be back and again I hope that doesn't last too long not a fan of hers even when she was on the Sopranos.
That punch he threw had to be the most unrealistic looking punch in television history
Sloan is too hot for words, and I'll gladly endure some Seth Green to see her. Plus, getting to see Seth Greens' character (is it still his "character" if he's playing himself?) get punched is always funny.