Entourage 5/11: Best Printable Line

With one episode left in Season 5, Ari Gold locked up his second straight Big Knish and third overall.

Here's how he did this week. Vince has just been fired from "Smoke Jumpers" and Team Chase is going through a mini-meltdown. Drama was ready to throw Verner, the crazed German director, a Queens-style beatdown. E was doing his usual over-reacting. Vince was actually angry.

Ari Gold arrived on the set in Big Bear and tried to calm them all down in Vince's trailer. He assured them that he would handle everything and fix it for Vince. They asked how.

Ari responded:

"Because the Jew has arrived and he doesn't like Germans."

Outstanding wording, outstanding delivery.

We'll celebrate Ari's Big Knish Award next week in a special blog ceremony.

Season 5 Best Printable Line Standings

Ari Gold 5
Johnny Drama 3
Turtle 2
Random prisoners 1
E 0
Vince 0

Comments (6)

I was wondering if that was printable. Its funny, every week after I read your blog I yell at myself for not paying attention so I could pick the BPL when it happens. And I totally forgot again tonight. But when Ari said that line, I said, "BPL!!!"

Amazing.

Jamie: My ex boy friend is San Diego Charger
Turtle: Is he the kicker?

Jamie: My ex BF is SanDiego Charger
Turtle: Is he the kicker?

I totally agree with the "Is he the kicker?" line, too funny.

I like the kicker comment. Probably made me laugh more than Ari's line. But as I writer I would go with LaMonica's choice, too.

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