Entourage 5/10: Notes to the fellas
Turtle, seriously, I know you pushed a certain button to get that super serve in Wii Tennis. Drama was right and I know it. It can't just be hitting the ball at its zenith or swinging your arm really hard. You were doing something extra. (Oh yeah, by the way, in regards to next week's coming attractions, DO NOT screw that up again!)
Hey, Drama, learn how to master using the frontcourt guy in Wii Tennis and you will be unstoppable. The superfast serve is easily returnable. It's all about the front guy. Trust me.
Man up, E! There comes a point where business isn't worth being turned into a chump by a squirrly little dweeb such as Seth Green (to clarify, we're talking only about Green's portrayal of himself as an over-the-top jerkface on the show, not him in real life). Salvage some of your manhood and tell him in not-so-polite fashion to have a threesome, just without anyone else in the room.
Keep fighting for yourself, Vince. It's good to see you stepping up to the plate to demand more for your role in "Smoke Jumpers." After all, this is your career we're talking about and it's about time you stop letting Ari and E handle it all. This isn't about doing an indie flick or buying a script. It's about not winding up in some "Whatever happened to . . . " photo gallery on Defamer, TMZ or E!
Did Ari Gold, the flesh-eating uber-agent, really follow the advice of his 15-year-old daughter, at least for the first half of the show? Really, Ari? Well, at least your impression of Barbara Miller was hilarious. Keep it up.
Nice work, Bow Wow, and we're not talking about punching Green in the face or quitting your job folding shirts in a retail shop.
P.S. Sloan, it's obvious you and E both still care about each other, so you might have to wear the pants here and make it happen.
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for sloan and e to work, not only is sloan gonna have to put on pants, she's gonna have to put on her thinking cap as well.... e never broke up with her... she broke up with him... she has to think about why she did that and know that stuff isn't gonna change... e needs someone in the business who understands the demands of hollywood.... sloan needs a 9-5er who comes home to her every night and doesn't break dinner dates because of work.
^ yeah E needs a mrs. Gold in his life who understands the lifestyle and I kno sloan can just that itll take a while.