Entourage 5/4: 5 ways to help Drama cope
We love Johnny Drama's meltdowns. We laugh every time. We're supposed to do such things. That's how the show is designed.
And a drunken Drama teetering on the edge after his breakup with Jacqueline is altogether fantastic to watch unfold.
But at some point, you have to feel bad for Drama. We've all been there. We've all been crushed by a significant other at some point in life. It hurts. It stings. It sucks.
In honor of our love for the character that is Johnny Drama, I've decided to whip up a few ideas that may help Drama get over his pain:
1) Fly to France and sign Jacqueline's friend's cast, then get caught by Jacqueline making out with the friend on her couch.
2) Get absolutely loaded, then go to the nearest pet store and "Tweet-Chirp" his way through the store until security escorts him out.
3) Have Shauna strategically place a few outrageous sex scandal stories in the various celebrity tabloids and blogs.
4) Bring back Cassie!
5) Get Billy Walsh's phone number from Vince and place that call.
These are just a few quick thoughts as I wait for my plane to Vegas. While I'm betting $5 on red at the roulette table to start the trip, share your ideas of how to help Drama cope with the absence of Jacqueline.
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Comments (5)
For sure bring Cassie back!!!!!
I suggest a spiritual weekend retreat for Drama to Santa Fe NM.
Where he gets brutally mugged.
I.E., held down by 4 lesbians and forced to listen to Tracey Chapman music.
If you bring Cassie back Turtle is going to end up taking care of her....I know what Drama needs, BOYS NIGHT OUT; a steak, a nice bottle of red and good conversation....oh did i mention this should take place at the MANSION!!!
This is totally off topic, but did you see this poster from Smoke Jumpers:
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1894/smokejumpersposterqj0.jpg
Vincent Chase and Edward Norton!
How cool is that?
I'd like to see some more character development between Jacqueline and Drama. Some more romance.... trip to Paris, alittle French culture... Bring her back in. She's H-O-T! Also, what about Billy Walsh? Are we going to see him again? What an awesome character!!