Entourage 5/2: Best Printable Line
At 10:34 p.m. Sunday, an email came flying into my BlackBerry. It was from Boss friend Luda Jon.
The contents of the email: "Before you ask, yes, you can use the Lance Armstrong line."
Shhh, my dear readers, I never intended on asking the dude responsible for my paycheck if I could use that line. It was a strong-enough line that I could easily claim the funny clause as my defense if I was called into Luda Jon's office Monday morning.
So, alas, with what amounts to a Papal sanction in this business, I put forth Week 2's Best Printable Line, compliments of Ari Gold as he tried to build up Vince's self-esteem during a meeting in his office.
"You will come back stronger than ever. Like Lance Armstrong . . . but with two balls!"
Season 5 Best Printable Line Standings
Ari Gold 1
Johnny Drama 1
E 0
Turtle 0
Vince 0
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Comments (6)
Drama used a line that was pretty funny, I can't remember it word for word... but something explitive that started with Rusty..........
I got Ari for "This towns ready for a comeback and Britney F'd up hers, so its all you!"
I like the britney comment by Ari but just how he said the Armstrong line is wat sold it for me just pure genius
Turtle: Drama, you're not doing anything wrong so stop worrying about it.
Drama: I appreciate the advice Turtle, but you don't understand crazy broads. Cause nobody's ever been attracted enough to you to act psycho.
"Go back to Mexico and don't come back til your tan or tall, whichever comes first."
gotta love ari
James, a strong line no doubt but it violates BPL rules.
Jeet, that was indeed a rich line but the Lance Armstrong line was too good to pass up.
Oompah Loompah, also a strong line but I tend to shy away from using lines used in the coming attractions and mid-week promos. It's kind of like seeing a trailer to a bad movie then not wanting to see the movie because you know all the good scenes were in the trailer.