'Entourage' 5/1: Best Printable Line
As is customary after the season premiere, we direct new blog readers to the Best Printable Line rulebook just in case you're wondering why Ari Gold doesn't win this thing every week.
Our regular readers already understand the BPL rules, so here we go.
Johnny Drama earned the Week 1 BPL, and no, it wasn't for his "Don't worry about it Vince, the whole country's on meth" line, although that's an instant classic that I'm sure we'll all use this week at work.
Rather, it occurred with Drama on the verge of another meltdown. During a poster shoot for his TV show "Five Towns," the photographer asks everyone to give him a left pose, followed by right pose.
Drama kindly obliges with the left pose but pulls a Johnny Drama when it comes to the right pose. Linda, a female cast member in the shoot, tells Drama: "C'mon, Johnny, let's just get this done."
Drama responds: "Let him shoot you without a padded bra, Linda, and then I'll let him shoot my right side."
Season 5 Best Printable Line Standings
Johnny Drama 1
Ari Gold 0
E 0
Turtle 0
Vince 0
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Comments (9)
Ari calling Lloyd Yoko...I almost had a cardiac event.
LMAO
How about at the end when he leaves the Fish on the car....
Turtle: "What is that a message from the Godfather?"
Drama: "He needs to know Aquaman is BACK!!"
Ronnie, I agree with you. I thought that was the best printable line. I loved the other line as well that won, but this was showing they had Vince's back.
Another line which was great, but not sure was printable, was when Vince said, "Even Turtle gets....." And Turlte said, "Yeah alot." Is what Vince said printable??
lots of funny lines but this one took the cake
Jacqueline: Chirp
Drama: Tweet
Drama to E: What like you never had a long distance relationship?
E: Not one with bird noises.
Drama: Whatever.
and no mention of E's assistant??
Ari: What, do you got Bea Arthur answering the phones for you?
Jeet that was a great line with the bird noises.
You don't have to be male to appreciate this show. Couldn't wait for the start of this season.
Along with the closing scene:
Drama: "I golf, you caddy"
*He even has a golf glove on
I gotta say I loved the "yoko" line too. It's classic Arti.