Jessica Biel wins, now pick the plot
By Mark La Monica
With 22.4 percent of the vote, Jessica Biel won via plurality. (See the full results)
The people have spoken . . . and they've said they want to see a smokin' hot chick on Entourage next season.
Now for the real fun. We've created a few storylines incorporating Biel into the show. It's up to you to pick your favorite and you've got one week to do it. The deadline is noon on Sept. 6.
A quick refresher: I know the "Entourage" creators have read this blog in the past. I know they'll be sitting down in September to write Season 5. I don't know if they'll read this blog then. But who knows? Maybe we'll shape a future episode. Maybe we won't. Either way, at least we can have some fun now as the show goes into hiatus for the next nine months.
Here are the scenarios. Read, then vote.
1) Jessica Biel is being considered for the female lead in Vince's next movie but she won't do it if Billy Walsh is directing.
2) Jessica Biel is in the same yoga class as Mrs. Ari who overhears Jessica talking about a high-powered agent at Miller Gold that she likes to flirt with.
3) Johnny Drama bumps into Jessica Biel at the Santa Monica pier, challenges her to the water balloon race. Biel pops the balloon first, then turns and drenches Drama with the water gun.
4) Jessica Biel eats lunch with a few friends at Barney's Beanery. The boys are there, too. Turtle asks Biel out to dinner that night. She says yes. Shocked, Turtle faints and goes to the hospital with a concussion. He misses the date, so Vince takes his place.
5) Fresh off two stinkers at the box office, Jessica Biel pleads with Drama for a guest spot on "Five Towns." Drama says no because he doesn't want her to steal his thunder.
6) The boys are playing drunk mini-golf one night for no reason other than to play drunk mini-golf. Jessica Biel is doing the same. E launches a shot that bounces off the windmill and winds up on the clown's mouth hole that Biel is on. E approaches Jessica, only to discover that she's playing with Kristen, Sloan and the Perfect 10 model.
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Comments (9)
Vince passes on sex with Biel because of the herpes she got from Captain Clutch. Turtle is forced to ask the question, "would I have sex with Jessica Biel if I have to take Valtrex the rest of my life?"
Hey Mark... just an interesting piece of info about Biel and Entourage. In season 1 she was mentioned I believe more than once. Ari once mentioned her as a past client he used to sleep with. I could be wrong about the specfics but it might be worth a check back at season 1. It would be a cool additional to the blog entry if you bring up that everyone voted for someone who has already been incorporated into the show in one way or another.
I know she was mentioned as someone Turtle thought Vince should take some premiere (or some other event, but Vince said he didnt know her. That is the only mention I can remember with Biel, though there may be others.
Turtle is shopping at bloomingdales and catches Jessica Biel steal sunglasses. Instead of telling on her, he finds himself using it as blackmale for a chance to sleep with her.
Mike G
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they all have their merits, but i hate scenario #6. Why would E's exes be playing minigolf together? seems a bit too contrived
Mark, hey man its ian the kid u met at the Open the other night, i checked out the blog it is awesome... lol i posted that herpes quote all over.... lol email me man...
Loved tonight's (9/2) episode...
Just throwing this out there, me and my buddy always text each other when we see that there will be nudity on the show, like it's a nice gift in our stocking. Does anyone else have quirky Entourage rituals? Or am I just crazy?
Chris,
you're not crazy at all. in fact, i encourage such actions. just text me, too!
I Love Jessica Biel....