Dept. of No Surprise: Dylan's the Dad
At least they coulda waited until sweeps. At least they coulda waited until Luke Perry actually said he might reconsider a return. At least they shoulda given this a little bit more back story - like, what really did happen to Dylan McKay after that wedding (was it a wedding? I don't entirely remember.), and how is it that he fathered a baby (let's see) five years ago, when "Beverly Hills 90210" ended EIGHT years ago, and...
I'm losing you: Dylan's the father of Kelly's kid. That was the big reveal on last night's "90210," and it wasn't such a big reveal because everyone in the world, up to and possibly including Prez Bush and certainly Sarah Palin KNEW the father was Dylan.
I mean, really? Who else could it have been? Steve? David? Ummm, Nat? Not bloodly likely.
Jennie Garth had this to say to People Mag about whether this reveal will finally finally finally convince Luke to at least make an itsy bitsy cameo on the show:
"I would love to work with Luke [Perry] again. I love him dearly. And I also would love to work with Jason [Priestley] again. It’s a great question for the producers. I would be nothing but totally happy to have either of them there."
And the answer's still...no.

