The TV Zone

I speculated last night - only a little facetiously - that VH1 is scrambling, as we speak, to sign up Ashley Dupre on the dotted line. But like all networks, they're jumping ahead before they've even got an idea what this thing is. Can you imagine the pitch meeting? "OK, have we got a show. Two words - Spitzer's spank." Or. "here's the idea! The world's most famous hooker will run a competition show for other hookers. It's 'Apprentice' Meets 'MILF Island!'"

"Ashley will be "The Next Tila Tequila!"

"Whatdaya think?"

Enough silliness. Clearly Ash has seen the future and the future is the Trumpster. She can't make a few billion dollars and re-build the West Side, but she CAN start her own reality show. Let's say, though, that VH1 does get a deal. They can twin this one up with "Flavor of Love." Ashley's show will be called: "The Flavor of Love (Guv)."

It's all in the name. If she gets the right name for this show, then the concept will follow.

Here are some other possible names. I'll keep adding to this list, because I really do want to help this show get off, ummm, the ground:

"The Professional Apprentice."

"Paradise No-tell Motel."

"The Bachelor and the Call Girl."

"American Eyeful."