"DWTS": Tracy's Turn (The TV Zone)

This I would have liked to have seen: Tracy Turnblad, the winner of "Dancing with the Stars." But this I am not going to see. Too bad, really - but then, I've REALLY struggled to care much about this season anyway.

With Marissa Jaret Winokur/Tony Dovolani gone, this is what's gone with her - the grin, the personality, the never-say-die, and the enthusiasm so infectious and (seemingly/doubtlessly) genuine. She really DID dance as if winning this comp actually MEANT something which of course it does not. This leaves the field to the field to the final three, and quickly, let's assess their chances: 1.) Front-runner Cristian/Cheryl: Who cares whether they were in the bottom two last night. That's an old "DWTS" trick just to throw you off. He's got the looks/charm (as does Cheryl Burke) and the bad arm; that's the winning combo this season. 2.) Jason/ Edyta: Athleticism pays off, plus constant photo shoots for the likes of TV Guide/EW where he shows off his pecs. Plus, these last three-runners virtually tied with the judges Monday; they're not that far apart. 3.) Kristi/Mark: Said it before. Say it again. She won't win. Will go into final two. Audience gasp audibly when Cristian/Cheryl announced as winners. And life as we know it will go on.