WE FOUND THIS TOPICAL PARODY, VERY PRO UNION PARODY OF THE STAGEHAND SITUATION TO THE TUNE OF "TOTALLY F--CKED" ON ALL THAT CHAT.
Spring Awakening ‘Totally Struck’ Lyrics
[MELCHIOR]
There's a moment you know
You're Struck
Every Stage doors locked
They all are shut
No more shows are on
The Broadway zone
So you Tourists can
Just all go home
[OTTO]
But the thing that makes you really Mad
Is when they treat these Local One guys bad
You can ask yourself, "Hey what can I do?"
You can support these guys because they’ll support you
[GEORG]
Man you're Struck so you just freeze up
Can't do that thing, that ya love to do
[HANSCHEN]
But you're Struck so you speak your mind
[BOYS]
And you know, uh-huh, you will
[ALL]
Yeah you're Struck all right
And not for spite
You can kiss your Stagehands all goodbye
Totally Struck
Will they mess you up?
Well you know they've gotta fight
< All the League hears is....>
[MELCHIOR]
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[ALL]
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[MELCHIOR]
Negotiate yeah well, they wanna try
Gotta bundle up, its so cold outside
And you know they all can’t just quit
There’s a fare contract for them to get out of it
[ALL]
Yeah you're Struck all right
And not for spite
You can kiss your Stagehands all goodbye
Totally Struck
Will they mess you up?
Well you know they've gotta Strike
Yeah you're Struck all right
And not for spite
You can kiss your Stagehands all goodbye
Totally Struck
Will they mess you up?
Well you know they've gotta strike
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Totally Struck!