Backstage Pass

Madonna, "Open Your Heart" (Live at Izod Center)

10. “This is the sound of Sarah Palin’s husband’s snowmobile when it won’t start.” (She then launched into a guitar solo.)
9. “You can sing along if you like.”
8. “Habla espanol?”
7. “[Expletive]! It’s too high for me!” (As she realized she started “Open Your Heart” in a key too high for her to finish.)
6. “Are you guys having a good time? There are still people sitting down. I’m not sitting down. Fair is fair.”
5. “I’m having a bit of a memory problem these days.”
4. “You’re thinking: ‘What’s going on here? I paid good money for these tickets! Who’s doing the show?’ It’s not Sarah Palin. She’s not in my show. She will never be in my show... nothing personal.”
3. “Opa!”
2. “Did you ever have a best friend who wanted to do everything you wanted to do including [expletive] your boyfriend?”
1. “I’m about to live out my fantasy here with you tonight... I want you to sing the chorus while I jump rope.”