By Mark La Monica
The WE bag and I, well, we have a history together.
For the past two seasons of Fashion Week at Bryant Park, the WE bag was there for me every morning. We laughed. We cried. We held each other.
There was the "WE bag incident," a legendary story which has likely traveled the world by now (OK, likely not). The "First rule of WE Bag Club" story which -- and this one is true -- was a topic of conversation in a college classroom a few month ago.
Countless other stories involving myself and the stylish bag handed out by the lovely gals in the WE booth in the lobby under the tents.
And now, sadly and unexpectedly, the WE bag and I are separated. Not my choice. The WE booth does not exist at Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week. Not a very nice way to kick off the weekend.
This is some serious bullschtein.
Someone call the Pentagon. Launch an investigation. Get Mayor Bloomberg down here for some sound bytes. Heck, I'll settle for an alderman or town planner. Someone. Anyone!
With no WE bags to acquire, what the heck will the people do with all the free swag they receive?