By Mark La Monica
I'm furious. Furious, I tell you.
There's a headline in today's The Front Row Daily that reads "Blogger Pajama Party!"
What the frig?!? How did I not score an invite? Someone call Lawyer friend Steve and have him draw up a legal complaint and file it with the Fashion Police. This is madness. I will never read this rag again.
OK, I lied.
More perusing of this fashion week magazine yields a picture of star crush Lindsay Lohan being smooched by designer Marc Jacobs on page six. This is not good.
Web compadre Sheed never read The Daily. I suggested he start. So, Sheed just up and swiped my copy and played the scratch-and-win game for a free Michele watch. He lost. Ha! Now he wants helps on the crossword:
60 Down: Two-letter word for "Guy."
37 Across: Eight-letter word for "Karl's new daddy."
30 Down: Five-letter word for "Newly engaged dermatologist."
16 Across: Seven-letter word for "Has yet to attend Fashion Week in New York."
First one to post the correct answers wins three free peppermint patties and two bottles of Aquafina.