By Mark La Monica
Spotted coming out of the backstage area for the main tent were Julianna Margulies and Kyra Sedgwick. Seeing how Sedgwick is Kevin Bacon's wife, the Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game seemed appropriate here. I tried to play it with Margulies, but she was being whisked away by Sedgwick before I had a chance to see if she could get from Andrew "Dice" Clay to Bacon in less than five steps.
But then things got observationally amusing.
The paparazzi stationed outside the tents found the two actresses and followed them along with walkway. The ladies turned around to go in the other direction. The paparazzi ran in front of them. The ladies turned around to go back in the original direction. The paparazzi ran in front of them. It was like a bizarre game of human Duck Hunt.
Cynthia Nixon of "Sex & The City" fame was seen walking into Bill Blass. I never liked that show, not that she cares. But flashbacks of being forced to watch it paralyzed me, which probably saved me some embarrassment. Besides, then she might have directed her cusses at me instead of the person she was cussing about to a friend.
Old-school model Janice Dickinson made her way into the Blass show, as well. Aging can be rough on some.
Beth Ostrosky is very blond and very nice to look at. Howard Stern lucked out landing her as his girl.
Fred Armisen of "Saturday Night Live" fame walked unmolested out of the backstage area before the Luca Luca show. My Tina Fey radar is on red alert.
Another Laguna Beach girl reveled in her absurb celebrity status but they all look the same, so I won't attempt to decipher which one she was.