Sad about the fact that there is no good TV on in the summer? Still stunned by the new Olive Garden commercial that claims their chefs have a school in Tuscany (Seriously!)? Or if you are just looking to spice up your evening drinking, we here at Pet Rock have a new game for you.
The Denise Richards drinking game is simple, and anyone can play (provided you are over 21 and have no life). Here is how it works:
Step 1: Watch her show (I know, bear with me, you won’t remember it anyway).
Step 2: Any time she says “mom” take a drink.
Step 3: Any time she references "Richie" or "Charlie" chug for 5 seconds.
Bonus: Do a shot anytime she mentions "Wild Things" or the fact that she was in Playboy.
Warning: This game will get you seriously drunk in about 5 minutes. In case you haven’t been watching (but we know you all are) Denise's mother passed away recently from cancer. While that is terribly sad, she does tend to talk about it with every sentence on her new reality show.
In last week's episode, which was all about her mother, I lost count after 27 “my mom” references in a span of 5 minutes. When she is not talking about her mother, she is teaching her nephew about why she was in Playboy or explaining to people that she was in 'Wild Things.'
So, drink up and wait for the new season of 'Entourage' in September.
Comments (1)
Wow, this sounds like it will get you drunk faster than watching the old bob newhart show and playing "hi bob!". Unfotunately, it will rot your brain faster.
Oh and by the way, why is it ok to give pornography to a thirteen year old boy and autograph it and tell him to sell it to his 13 year old friends for lots of money? Isn't that a crime? How can the crazy woman complain about charlie's porn habits when she tells a minor child that the human body is beautiful and it is ok for a woman to let millions of strange men look at it. I hope she does not let her daughters watch this show.