We empathize and sympathize with Christie Brinkley as all the details of her philandering husband and her failed marriage get plastered all over the Internet, newspapers, blogs, television shows and the yet-to-be-released updated iPhone.
No doubt it sucks to get put on blast like that, especially with something as personal as a divorce case. That's not just tabloid gossip that you can laugh off or have your rep fire off a can-of-corn denial. But such is the high price of fame and celebrity in this country, for better or worse.
And since the sick parts of our souls gain nourishment from such publicized celebrity scandals, is there any doubt that a television movie is not far off? This has Lifetime Television "Christie Brinkley, The Story of One Strong Woman Who Staves Off Public Embarrassment from her Philandering Husband" written all over it.
With that in mind, we offer those brave potential producers and directors our casting suggestions.
Should be pretty easy for her to get to "that place" actors speak of when it comes to this character.
Peter Cook, played by Jack Wagner
He played such a delicious derelict dirtbag husband on "Melrose Place."
Diana Bianchi, played by Minka Kelly
Young, hot and brunette. What else do you need?
Robert Cohen, played by Martin Scorsese
Seriously, just look at these two pictures
Alexa Joel, played by Miley Cyrus
Although a small role, it could be the one that helps Miley break out of the tween pop star funk she's stuck in.
Billy Joel, played by Ray Abruzzo
"Little Carmine" could definitely handle this, especially if we're talking old school Billy. Such good hair on both.
-- La Monica
(Photos from AP, Getty Images, Newsday)
Comments (2)
GET THE F.OUT OF HERE....
TGIO!! The locals are thrilled it's finally over - we are so over this story!