Just when you thought the debasement of American pop culture had reached its lowest point, along comes this little nugget from Pet Rock office neighbor Bean Dennehy.
"I don't know if you guys are interested, but TMZ just moved something about Mini-Me having a sex tape."
Uh, um, er, hell yeah we're interested!
Brace yourselves, America, you might die (or at least a little part of your soul will) once you click on this photo and go to TMZ.