No, this isn't a joke. Heidi Montag turns freestyle rapper on MTV's TRL. This either marks the end of the world or the beginning of a new era in life. We're not really sure.
The over-under on ribs cracked from laughing/puking at this is 2.5. I took the over . . . and my insurance carrier is furious about that.
Oh, but wait, there's more. Turns out Lil' Miss Montag is now a fashion designer. Peep the photos below from her "Heidiwood" show last Friday night in L.A.

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Ugly clothes, ugly models, just plain ugly. Heidi the wanabe Lauren..........